Remember that this too shall pass.
Buy stock in earplugs.
Give thanks for a good husband.
Be happy you didn't get rid of the toddler container....otherwise known as the crib.
When you can't take any more, go into a closed room and have a good scream.
Bribes work.
Time-out doesn't.
Television is a gift from the heavens.
Grandparents are great if you can get them.
Charming little smiles undo 99% of the damage.
A clinging child is both sweet and annoying as all hell.
(Not every woman has a highly developed maternal instinct.)
Naptime and bedtime are sacred!
Two year old toes are really cute.
Two year old hugs and kisses are even better.
You'll miss all this later.
Try this at home:
What is your greatest responsibility?
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