Arrrrrrr!
Plan on taking your kid to the house of mouse's very special pirate party. Therefore, introduce all things pirate. A hook. An eyepatch. A supercool pirate hat and as much pirate lingo and you can think of.
Ahoy there, matey!
Walk the plank!
Avast!
Well, shiver me timbers!
Watch your kid totally mangle these phrases and laugh like an idiot both with him and at him. What fun would having a kid be if you couldn't laugh at his expense now and then?
Try on sexy pirate outfits at the costume store while your kid screams and tries to crawl under the dressing room door. Discover that cheaply made sexylike pirate costumes are not so sexy when you are past a size six. (Um. Maybe a lot past. Don't tell.) Briefly fantasize about Johnny Depp in full pirate garb. You wouldn't make HIM walk the plank!
Watch the kid put the pirate hat on the dog. The dog is a pirate! Have a laugh at the dog's expense while you're at it. She doesn't care. She's a very nice dog.
Try this at home:
What makes you feel like a kid again?
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