How to Wait for Your Husband

You really hate to sleep alone.

That sounds kinda sexy, but actually you're just afraid of serial killers lurking in the woods behind your house. When your husband isn't here late at night, you tend to freak out at every little noise. In fact, you had to take Nyquil just to go to sleep last night and then the cat jumped on your chest around 4AM and nearly gave you an aneurysm.

But BEFORE all that....you had the best conversation on the phone with your best friend. Oh, you could not stop laughing. You'd love to go into the details, but the story was definitely NC-17 and pretty gross to boot. You love these kinds of frank conversations and don't have them often enough. It also takes a lot of time to build up a friendship so close that you can amuse one another with the absolutely dumbest things.

So much fun! Psycho killer fears aside, it almost makes you wish your husband would go out of town more often.

Try this at home:
What was the last funny story you heard?