Your son laughed at your Target Whitestrips coating your mouth. Daddy said, "Oooh. Look at Mommy's monster mouth!" And you flexed your choppers at him. He thought it was the best.
It's getting to that time of the year when vanity hits a high. Your teeth were looking...shall we say....a little sunny? You actually hate the teeth whiteners. They produce a prodigious amount of drool. You're like a Bette Midler Quasimodo. You feel like your mouth's in a prison two times a day for a week. But the results are worth it and you don't even have to give up your coffee.
Try this at home:
Do you believe that it takes pain to be beautiful?
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