Curse you, chocolate chips! I bought you to make low fat honey graham cracker smores...just a little sprinkle of you on each graham and yet you have found your way to my computer desk entirely in your bag and I sit here popping each rich, delicious chip into my mouth and vowing, "This one will be the LAST chip! I swear it!" And then I eat another one.
Chips, I love you so much, I'm giving up second person for you. Chips, I should be exercising instead of eating you. Chips, I have bananas downstairs and sugar free rasberry jello. It's jiggly, chips. And oh so red. So why can't I give you up, oh my chips? I'll hate you later, but I want you now.
Try this at home:
What's your favorite way to eat chocolate chips?
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