Yeah. Yeah. Everyone loves Cinderella. Sleeping Beauty. Snow White. They're easy to love with their button eyes, shining, silky hair, wasp waists....the sweet trill of their voices. Even the friggin squirrels and mice love them. They're just so...nice!
But really. Isn't "nice" a little overrated? A little....boring? Yawnnnnn.
You'll take an evil queen any day over a pollyanna princess. Take Maleficent. Girl knows how to rock some eyeshadow. She doesn't just have dreams. She has schemes! And that hat/hood/horn combo she wears? That is high fashion, baby! You'll be seeing that look on the next season of Project Runway!
You have a little collection of Maleficent memorabilia that you add to every time you go to Disneyworld. Maybe you love her for the same reason little kids love dinosaurs. Sometimes you feel powerless. It's fun to imagine being the badass beyotch who holds the world in her crystal ball.
Try this at home:
Who is your favorite fictional character?
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